The XD Project

Site Standards:

• First rule: There are no rules that are unbreakable except the first rule.  Breaking the first rule will create a paradox which will open a rift in time and space and begin the end of the world.  EDITORS BEWARE!
• Second rule: in cases where the fourth rule would apply, it must first be read in light of the sixth rule to see whether or not the failsafe override can be used.  If not, then the three red boxes under the two sinks in you-know-who’s kitchen can be used to prevent the decay of the communications index.
• Third rule: this rule must make sense at all times.  There may not be a time when it may not make sense, and in the event that the rule fails to make sense, sense must be made of the rule.  More sense the rule cannot make, but less sense would be too little and not enough.
• Fourth rule: don’t do anything that the administrator would no… Think WWJD at all times
• Fifth rule: No playing the Sims while posting on the XD Project
• Sixth rule: just because Jesus is not visible does not mean he is not watching
• Seventh rule: no playing the Sims while reading the XD Project
• Eighth rule: no thinking about the Sims while either posting or reading the XD Project
• Ninth rule: no proactive or retroactive thought about the Sims before posting or reading the XD Project to bypass rule seven.
• Tenth rule: discussion of topics outside the administrators field of knowledge is strictly forbidden (to caffeine_addict, that means no quantum physics.  For doozer_dan, an example would be discussing diatonic scales.  For abba12, baby gender :P)
• Eleventh rule: no links to porn, explicit material or sites that should not be read by an average 12 year old.
• Twelfth rule: Tasteful swearing is fully ****ing OK.  <- That is an example of swearing that is not tasteful, necessary or even relative to the post.
• Thirteenth rule: No dissing of the following bands/singers:  Dream Theater, Emilie Autumn, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Edenbridge, Pink Floyd, Disturbed, or Sonata Arctica (items will be added to this list as appropriate)
• Fourteenth rule: dissing of the following bands is fully AOK: Kamelot, After Forever, Kamelot, anything remotely connected with hip hop, Kamelot, Epica, Rammstein, Korn, Kamelot, Kamelot, Kamelot and Kamelot.
• Fifteenth rule: no rule lists which are missing the following number: Two thousand, one hundred twenty-third
• Sixteenth rule: no spelling errors unless prior permission is obtained.
• Seventeenth rule: we speak English, 13375p33|<, and other variations of english, but if your comment is not comprehensible by a talented english linguist then it will be deleted (30th December 2010)

Remember, if you don’t like our standards, we have others.